Modern bombs don’t tick

2008 January 22

1999:

Narrator: . . . Airlines have this policy about vibrating luggage.

Narrator: Wa.. wa.. was it ticking?

Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Narrator: Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the thrower's gotta call the police.

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